My boss knocked on the wall of my cubicle. He asked, how’s that episode of 30 Rock or Brooklyn Nine-Nine coming along? It’s almost done, I said. It just needs some punching up. The plot is pretty tightly structured at this point, but it isn’t funny. Yet.
I said I wouldn't finish it because it was too long but after I closed the tab I could hear it calling me, tormenting me, digging into the deepest levels of my psyche (there are seven levels) the damn thing had me tossing and turning at night and running in three inch circles and so I had to check my browsing history to find the fuckin article again but I didn't remember your name but I did remember 30 rock and lo and behold I finished it. I fuckin did it.
What are you reading? The waitress at the coffee shop asked me.
Matthew Goldin - it’s kind of satirical magical realism I guess, I muttered dispassionately.
Sounds a bit subversive for me! Said the waitress. Probably, I said with a forced smile.
Magical stuff here, Matthew. Thanks for giving us a window into your wild writing career :-)
I said I wouldn't finish it because it was too long but after I closed the tab I could hear it calling me, tormenting me, digging into the deepest levels of my psyche (there are seven levels) the damn thing had me tossing and turning at night and running in three inch circles and so I had to check my browsing history to find the fuckin article again but I didn't remember your name but I did remember 30 rock and lo and behold I finished it. I fuckin did it.
I gotta say
awesome
I don’t get it
"good stuff," replied the internet person
great read
I like the smartfunny you done did I like it a whole lot